So my friend who loves his bike recently had add-on panels on his bike and he was thinking of adding decals to the side. He was thinking 'Samurai' and i was thinking 'WTF' because this is the same guy who requested the chinese looking logo for the previous side assignment. So I ignored his current East Asian fixation and I came up with this.
-3 other teammates (not including yourself)
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How much would you be willing to pay for such a package?
Not $1000
Not even $500
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Operators may or may not be standing by.
*Patent applies in Samoa and Vanuatu only. Other countries, not so much. We got a really small legal team.
**per month for 12 monthly payments. Not inclusive of a one time $40 shipping and handling fee. 7% GST and 10% service tax applies. Batteries not included. Items are sold 'as is' and will be considered your problem once the delivery man dumps it on your doorstep and runs for it. Payment will be made up front and items may take between 2 weeks to a year for delivery at a time of our convenience or if we feel like it. Did I mention batteries not included? Oh yeah I did.
