Assignment 1:See Ass Ass

"Are you interested in Learning CSS?"

"Does the lack of knowledge of CSS impede your career development/impede your male sexual ego?"

"Are the prospective dates put off by your limitations in CSS?"

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-1 packet of Khong Guan Marie Biscuits

-1 packet of Chipsmore Chocolate Chip Cookies

-3 other teammates (not including yourself)

-4 laptops

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